taarrad7in replied to your photo: i got really bored in eco *POPS* woopsies it popped all over my face in class… got in my hair and everything. it was so bad ahha
vocaroo: shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease “somebody that i used to know”
spybook: I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: myflawedromance: chefbarnes: imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members
Anonymous asked: the fucking black cat thing. man what if im someone different to who you think i am, and ur talknig so cozily, that'd be funny huh
Anonymous asked: YOu wanna be funny for your stalkers? Yeah the one direction didn't make sense. Neither does the salem one eitehr tho so wotevs.
Anonymous asked: I thought I made quite a lot of sense. WHY DO U KEEP CHANGING YOUR REPLIES HUH? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE LAST GIF OF ONE DIRECTON?
Anonymous asked: What makes you say that madam?
My cat just sneezed d’aw :3
Anonymous asked: Gallons of rubbing alcohol running through my strip of whatchamacallit doody holy fuck how did autospeell know my mind- oh maybe it didn't have I filled all the spaces yet but the city of stars lives in all it's bathing now don't u say u always know who this is cuz u don't or maybe we yolo only to say yolo and hula hoop across the garden of yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!